Fuck yeah, daily horoscopes!
TAURUS

Sunday Apr 10 2011

You may be hoping to relive some aspect of a long-ago experience. You have fond memories of it, and you long for the feelings it evoked. You may have idealized what occurred so long ago over time, but you are probably forgetting the less-than-perfect elements. Your time may be better spent seeking out something new that will better match your more evolved self, Taurus. Don’t attempt to inhabit the past. There are amazing things possible with your new set of circumstances, but you’ll never know until you begin to explore.

ARIES

Sunday Apr 10 2011

You may be feeling tense now because you have taken on a responsibility that is somewhat daunting. Whether this involves a lot of physical or analytical work, or it simply requires an emotional investment, it is making you feel a bit restless. You may fear that your current situation will continue on long enough to exhaust you, since it is already taking its toll on you and your stress level. But fear not - soon enough you will accomplish the most difficult part of your experience, and it will be smooth sailing from there.

PISCES

Saturday Apr 9 2011

You can be a social butterfly, Pisces. When your friends and relatives think of you, they think of someone who is outgoing, charming, and who smiles easily. But lately you’ve been more inclined to steer clear of social situations. You’re not exactly a hermit, but you have recently lost touch with your more fun side. It’s okay to mope now and then, but the longer you allow a case of the blues to take over your life, the harder it will be to feel happy again. Tonight is a great time to get out and about and get back on track - even if you have to force yourself out the door.

AQUARIUS

Saturday Apr 9 2011

The more money you have, the more money you need. That is, at least, if your lifestyle continues to grow as your bank balance grows. Keep this in mind as you open new doors that have the potential to also open up a new world to you. You are entering a phase where you will have the ability to make lucrative connections, or to earn or fall into more money. You may think of this as a relief from financial pressure, but if you get deeper into debt as your income rises, you will still be under the same kind of pressure. Be wise when good fortune finds you.

CAPRICORN

Saturday Apr 9 2011

Do you have a secret fantasy, Capricorn? If you’re longing to take ice-skating lessons, learn to polka, go back to school for broadcast journalism, or you have any other odd desire, now is the time to pursue it. You need a strange adventure - perhaps even one that will allow you to express your goofiest side and just let go of your inhibitions. Start doing some research now, and sign up for whatever it is you want to do. Don’t let anything stop you - this could be a good way to turn your creative spirit back on!

SAGITTARIUS

Saturday Apr 9 2011

If your greatest wish were to come true today, Sagittarius, would you be ready for it? Have you laid the groundwork to bring your hopes to fruition? Have you gotten into proper shape - either physically or mentally - to be strong enough to fully enjoy it? And have you put your best foot forward so that you are able to maximize the opportunities that come with your desire? If not, you better get going. It’s time to step up to the plate now, because something wonderful is unfolding in your life.

SCORPIO

Saturday Apr 9 2011

Luck is with you today, Scorpio, so if there is something special you want to accomplish, some special wish you want to make, or some universal assistance you’d like to request - now is the time to send your thoughts out to the benevolent forces. You can probably feel a great sense of good fortune heading your way, and it isn’t your imagination. Just be careful what you wish for now, because you could very well get it. As long as your request is untainted by envy or anger, you stand a great chance of success.

LIBRA

Saturday Apr 9 2011

When curiosity killed the cat, it was satisfaction that brought him back. But cats are known for having nine lives. How can you be sure that satisfaction will bring back every time he becomes deadly curious? You may now be tempted to start snooping around in something that you’d be better off staying out of. That’s not to say that your curiosity could literally kill you, but it could certainly start some trouble that could snowball and wreak havoc in your personal life. But then your intuition has probably been telling you that. Steer clear of trouble when it can easily be avoided!