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SCORPIO

Sunday Apr 10 2011

You may be overreacting to something as a way of avoid something else. If you have preoccupied yourself with some trivial matter that doesn’t deserve the amount of time you have already put into it, that might mean that there is something deeper and more burdensome that you need to face and resolve. You aren’t normally one to procrastinate, but this bit of business could have you feeling like you’re out of your element, and so you keep putting it off. But you are a very savvy, creative sign, Scorpio. If you face the music now, you can turn it into a symphony.

LIBRA

Sunday Apr 10 2011

You are a very practical person, Libra. You occasionally open your mind to explore new concepts or beliefs that fall outside the lines, but most of the time you believe only in what you can see. Your realistic mindset may be challenged this week, though, when you encounter a series of odd, serendipitous events. At first, you may grapple with your adventures - believing they are the product of fatigue or imagination. But soon you will begin to see that there are too many coincidences to be purely, well… coincidental. You are looking for an answer and direction - be open to the signs.

VIRGO

Sunday Apr 10 2011

You may be too close to something to fully understand it, and therefore you probably can’t figure out how to deal with it. Something you are looking at as a big challenge or problem isn’t really all that intimidating. All you really have to do is to step back and take a look at things from a new perspective. Tonight, explore an idea that you believe could help you out financially. The force is with you now when it comes to earning more or finding a lucrative outlet for your creativity.

LEO

Sunday Apr 10 2011

Someone is listening to you, Leo, but is not really hearing you. That could be because of the way you’re delivering the message. You are a dramatic and powerful speaker. You have an appealing and yet commanding presence. But sometimes your bravado overpowers your words. You are now trying to convey an important message to someone you love who really needs to hear it. But your presentation could be blocking your true meaning. Try to get down to the essence of what you have to say, and approach your loved one on a more basic, down-to-earth way.

GEMINI

Sunday Apr 10 2011

If you had a crystal ball you could peer into the future. Or at least you could try. You could place the dazzling orb on a table, and seek your fate in its mystical depths. Maybe you would see a new love approaching, or money showering down into your life when you need it most. Maybe you would see the reconciliation of an old friendship, or the healing of an old wound. Any or all of these things are possible, Gemini. The good news is that you don’t need a crystal ball to see them, because your fate is yet to be created - by you. The universe is waiting to assist with your fondest hopes.